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king-emare:

lmaoooo

havok27-chi-city:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I hate you all


perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

(via fearlessxsincex97)


babefield:

what if you died and the last thing you did was make someone feel bad about themselves

(via modelingschool)


fagblogger:

*mom calls from downstairs*

*eating ass out* mom im busy!

(via supnikita)


prurire:

I said you could have an hour to do whatever you wanted, in any way that you wanted with my nude body.
This is what you choose.
Is there any wonder I adore you so?
therealkhalil:

Words of advice from my brothaaa

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via supnikita)


blvck-zoid:

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mydamnblogposts:

Precisely.

snuglefuk:

My relationship goals are to travel around the world together, taking pictures while we fuck in different places! 

(via callmeprincessdior)


f0o0od:

dough balls with cheesy chard dip
cexjay:

4 essentials for surviving this Melbourne weather 

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom, via supnikita)